TheChewzie Patriot Edition

Introducing TheChewzie Patriot Edition, the king of beverage vessels and the best thing to happen to beer and chew since... well, ever. This ain't your run-of-the-mill coozie ; it's a bold, ballsy tumbler that chills your brew while stashing your chew. It's your drinks and your dip, all in one sleek, sly package.
Key Features:
Size Matters: Holds a frosty 16 fl oz and cools 12oz bottles, slim cans, and standard 12oz cans. No more warm beer, fellas.
Insulation Innovation: Double-walled stainless steel keeps your brew colder than a penguin's a**! Say hello to the coldest drinks and goodbye to sweaty cans.
Non-Slip & Easy-Grip: Comes with a rubber bottom that doesn't slip, even when you've had a few. Plus, the sleek design's easier to hold than a sober thought.
Fits Everywhere: Conveniently fits in cup holders. Because why the hell wouldn't it?
Secret Stash Container: Patented compartment unscrews from the bottom, perfect for storing your chew or anything else you need to keep dry. Free up your pockets from that unnecessary bulge.
Kickass Accessories: Screw-on cap and leak-proof lid for zero spills, a reusable straw for eco-friendly sips, and of course, the secret stash container for your undercover essentials.
Cleaning & Care:
TheChewzie stainless steel drink holder is dishwasher safe, but the top lids and stash compartment are not. So, roll up those sleeves, grab the dish soap, and give them a gentle scrub. TheChewzie will thank you, and your drinks will stay chill. Now, go forth and enjoy responsibly.